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Saturday, October 23, 2010

Joke of the DAY - Do you smoke?

Joke of the DAY - Do you smoke?
Once a Smoker was smoking at the Gandhi International airport.........
A gentleman came & asked him, “How much do you smoke a day?”
Smoker: “Why are you asking such question?”
Gentleman replied: “If you had saved that money instead of smoking, the plane which is in front of you, would have been yours.”
Smoker then asked that gentleman: “Do you smoke?”
Gentleman: “No”.
Smoker asked: “Does that plane belong to you?”
Gentleman replied: “No.”
Smoker: “Thanks for your kind advice, but that plane is mine.”
[Smoker's Name-Vijay Mallya]. < owns Kingfisher airlines (India's Budget Airline)

Moral of the Story:- Unnecessary advice is injurious to health
Now I don't advise friends not to smoke, as I am also a smoker myself.
As a smoker I didn’t own an aeroplane, and before this as a non smoker I also did not own a plane.
Do whatever you like - Moderation is the word.

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