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Tuesday, October 26, 2010

Some WOMEN Are Totally Idiot

I Hate Woman that DON'T Respect Herself
I Hate Woman that still hanging on to their Ex Boyfriend's Memories
I Hate Woman that doesn't want To Move On
 and ABOVE all

I HATE WOMAN THAT TARNISH WOMAN'S NAME 

Note : To YOU, go flush you face in toilet bowl, maybe it will be cleaner.

Monday, October 25, 2010

Weird Occasion in Movies

1. Charlie and The Chocolate Factory
I definitely love the part with the Oompa Loompa in this movie. They are toddler size, look the same, expressionless face and they sing!


(Willy Wonka)  I believe they're going to treat us to a little song. It is quite a special occasion, of course. They haven't had a fresh audience in many a moon.

(Oompa Loompa) Augustus Gloop / Augustus Gloop / The great big greedy Nincompoop / Augustus Gloop, so big and vile, so greedy foul and infantile / Come on, we cry, the time is ripe to send him shooting up the pipe / But don't, dear children be alarmed, Augustus Gloop will not be harmed, Augustus Gloop will not be harmed / Although of course we must admit, he will be altered quite a bit / Slowly wheels go round and round, and cogs begin to grind and pound / This greedy brute, this louces ear, is loved by people everywhere, for who could hate or bare a grudge against a luscious bit of fudge? 


2. The Hangover
Everything is hilariously wrong in this movie. It is like a bunch of different people being put together in a weird situation. I'm laughing so hard for this movie. And that nerd guy Alan is so damn funny.


Alan Garner: Hello. How 'bout that ride in? I guess that's why they call it Sin City.
[awkward laughter]
Alan Garner: You guys might not know this, but I consider myself a bit of a loner. I tend to think of myself as a one-man wolf pack. But when my sister brought Doug home, I knew he was one of my own. And my wolf pack... it grew by one. So there... there were two of us in the wolf pack... I was alone first in the pack, and then Doug joined in later. And six months ago, when Doug introduced me to you guys, I thought, "Wait a second, could it be?" And now I know for sure, I just added two more guys to my wolf pack. Four of us wolves, running around the desert together, in Las Vegas, looking for strippers and cocaine. So tonight, I make a toast! 



3. Old School
I probably kill myself if I have friend like Frank. He is more annoying than funny.


Frank: A little housewarming gift.
Mitch: I actually gave this to you for your wedding.
Frank: This model?
Mitch: That exact one. 


Saturday, October 23, 2010

Joke of the DAY - Do you smoke?

Joke of the DAY - Do you smoke?
Once a Smoker was smoking at the Gandhi International airport.........
A gentleman came & asked him, “How much do you smoke a day?”
Smoker: “Why are you asking such question?”
Gentleman replied: “If you had saved that money instead of smoking, the plane which is in front of you, would have been yours.”
Smoker then asked that gentleman: “Do you smoke?”
Gentleman: “No”.
Smoker asked: “Does that plane belong to you?”
Gentleman replied: “No.”
Smoker: “Thanks for your kind advice, but that plane is mine.”
[Smoker's Name-Vijay Mallya]. < owns Kingfisher airlines (India's Budget Airline)

Moral of the Story:- Unnecessary advice is injurious to health
Now I don't advise friends not to smoke, as I am also a smoker myself.
As a smoker I didn’t own an aeroplane, and before this as a non smoker I also did not own a plane.
Do whatever you like - Moderation is the word.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

I found this In Our Garden


perfect bunch!

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Sugar Cane Engineering?

 


So Specific.

Friday, October 15, 2010

ARMSTRONG'S SECRET, GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU SMILE

In case you didn't already know this little tidbit of trivia, it might make you chuckle when you read it.

ON JULY 20, 1969, AS COMMANDER OF THE APOLLO 11 LUNAR MODULE, NEIL ARMSTRONG WAS THE FIRST PERSON TO SET FOOT ON THE MOON.

HIS FIRST WORDS AFTER STEPPING ON THE MOON, "THAT'S ONE SMALL STEP FOR MAN, ONE GIANT LEAP FOR MANKIND," WERE TELEVISED TO EARTH AND HEARD BY MILLIONS.*

BUT JUST BEFORE HE RE-ENTERED THE LANDER, HE MADE THE ENIGMATIC REMARK "GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY".

MANY PEOPLE AT NASA THOUGH IT WAS A CASUAL REMARK CONCERNING SOME RIVAL SOVIET COSMONAUT.

HOWEVER, UPON CHECKING, THERE WAS NO GORSKY IN EITHER THE RUSSIAN OR AMERICAN SPACE PROGRAMS.

OVER THE YEARS MANY PEOPLE QUESTIONED ARMSTRONG AS TO WHAT THE 'GOOD LUCK, MR. GORSKY' STATEMENT MEANT, BUT ARMSTRONG ALWAYS JUST SMILED.

ON JULY 5, 1995, IN TAMPA BAY , FLORIDA , WHILE ANSWERING QUESTIONS FOLLOWING A SPEECH, A REPORTER BROUGHT UP THE 26- YEAR-OLD QUESTION TO ARMSTRONG. THIS TIME HE FINALLY RESPONDED.

MR. GORSKY HAD DIED, SO NEIL ARMSTRONG FELT HE COULD NOW ANSWER THE QUESTION.

IN 1938, WHEN HE WAS A KID IN A SMALL MID-WESTERN TOWN , HE WAS PLAYING BASEBALL WITH A FRIEND IN THE BACKYARD. HIS FRIEND HIT THE BALL, WHICH LANDED IN HIS NEIGHBOR'S YARD BY THEIR BEDROOM WINDOW.

HIS NEIGHBORS WERE MR. AND MRS. GORSKY. AS HE LEANED DOWN TO PICK UP THE BALL, YOUNG ARMSTRONG HEARD MRS. GORSKY SHOUTING AT MR. GORSKY.



"SEX! YOU WANT SEX?! YOU'LL GET SEX WHEN THE KID NEXT DOOR WALKS ON THE MOON!"

TRUE STORY.

 

Monday, October 11, 2010

10 Ghost Movies that still send shivers to my spine (Part 01)

1. ALONE (2007)

"ALONE" tells the story of Pim who moved from Thailand to Korea to escape the guilt of being the surviving half of a conjoined twin. Flashbacks to Pim's childhood show how the bittersweet relationship with her sister, and their commitment to stay together forever, transforms into a repressive bond that ultimately leads to a separation. After she returns to visit her dying mother, the spirit of her dead sister angrily thrusts herself into Pim's life.
scary-o-meter : 10/10


2. IT (TV 1990)

 Seven youths have to defeat a demonic creature named Pennywise which dresses in a clown suit and terrorizes a 1960's town in Maine.This is a story about the fear itself. Your fears as a child, and your fears as a grown man. It's kind of a parable: when you're an adult and you think everything is under control, that monsters and ghosts doesn't exist, that they can't scare you anymore... Well, you're wrong: as "It" clearly shows, adults are much weaker than children when it comes to face your fears.
scary-o-meter : 7/10


3. JU ON (2002)


 In Japan, when the volunteer social assistant Rika Nishina is assigned to visit a family, she is cursed and chased by two revengeful fiends: Kayako, a woman brutally murdered by her husband and her son Toshio. Each person that lives or visits the haunted house is murdered or disappears.
scary-o-meter : 10/10 

4. DEAD SILENCE (2007)

Every town has it's own ghost story, and a local folktale around Ravens Fair is about a ventriloquist named Mary Shaw. After she went mad in the 1940s, she was accused of kidnapping a young boy who yelled out in one of her performances that she was a fraud. Because of this she was hunted down by townspeople who in the ultimate act of revenge, cut out her tongue and then killed her. They buried her along with her "children," a handmade collection of vaudeville dolls, and assumed they had silenced her forever. However, Ravens Fair has been plagued by mysterious deaths around them after Mary Shaws collection has returned from their graves and have come to seek revenge on people that killed her and their families. Far from the pall of their cursed hometown, newlyweds Jamie and Lisa Ashen thought they had established a fresh start, until Jamie's wife is grotesquely killed in their apartment. Jamie returns to Ravens Fair for the funeral...
scary-o-meter : 8/10

5. NANG NAK (1999)

Based on a Thai legend. Mak leaves for Bangkok and is seriously wounded in the Chiang Toong War. His wife, Nak, dies together with her stillborn child, but when Mak returns, they continue to live together, without his being aware that she is a ghost. But the forces of the supernatural realm eventually prove that such co-existence ultimately leads to an unexpected resolution.
scary-o-meter : 7/10

6. SILENT HILL (2006)

A woman named Rose Da Silva goes in search for her troubled daughter, Sharon Da Silva within the confines of a strange, desolate town called "Silent Hill." She is very concerned Sharon who has been experiencing severe nightmares and has begun sleepwalking. Their only clue to the girl's condition is her repetition of Silent Hill. Desperate for answers, Rose takes Sharon to the town of Silent Hill, despite Christopher's opposition. She reaches the town, but is knocked unconscious in a car crash, and awakens to find Sharon is missing.
scary-o-meter : 7/10

7. THE EVIL DEAD (1981)

Five friends go up to a cabin in the woods where they find unspeakable evil lurking in the forest. They find the Necronomicon and the taped translation of the text. Once the tape is played, the evil is released. One by one, the teens become deadly zombies. With only one remaining, it is up to him to survive the night and battle the evil dead.
scary-o-meter : 8/10


8. THE MESSENGERS (2007)


It's been six years since the Rollins family just up and left and now the troubled Solomon family has come from Chicago, to rebuild their lives following their sons hospitalization due to their daughter's drunk driving accident. But as they start to settle in something odd and strange begins to occur to their son. Could something supernatural be at work, and did the previous family just leave...or are they still here? Trapped in the only place they've ever known? And what did cause their deaths? Most of all...is this 'killer' still very much alive?
scary-o-meter : 8/10


9. JEEPERS CREEPERS (2001)


On their way back home during the spring break, Darry and Patricia Jenner witness a mysterious person dumping something down a tunnel. Deciding to discover what was dumped down there, Darry discovers a huge disturbing hideout full of modified bodies. Darry and Patricia set off to get help, unaware that the individual is now aware of who has been down the tunnel. Darry and Patricia soon realizes that their pursuer is not just a mysterious person, but something even more horrifying, who has more in store than they could possibly imagine.
scary-o-meter : 8/10


10. THE OTHERS (2001)


A woman named Grace retires with her two children to a mansion on Jersey, towards the end of the Second World War, where she's waiting for her husband to come back from battle. The children have a disease which means they cannot be touched by direct sunlight without being hurt in some way. They will live alone there with oppressive, strange and almost religious rules, until she needs to hire a group of servants for them. Their arrival will accidentally begin to break the rules with unexpected consequences.
scary-o-meter : 8/10


(source: The Internet Movie Database)


Sunday, October 10, 2010

Catch Air Supply In KLCC, Penang and Kuantan!


AIR SUPPLY 'LOVE NEVER ENDS' 2010
Catch Air Supply live in Malaysia, and they'll be celebrating their 35th anniversary this year. Themed 'Love Never Ends', this tour will include two extra venues besides our capital city, KL - Penang and Kuantan! So folks, wherever you are, there is a chance to catch this impressive old timers live! Details below :

Date : 15th Nov (KLCC), 16th Nov (PISA, Penang) & 18th Nov (Sukpa, Kuantan)
Time : 8.30pm
Further details, visit starplanet

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Tribal Belly Dance Festival in Bangsar Today!


From:Sat Oct 9, 2010
To: Sat Oct 9, 2010
Time: 4pm - 7pm
Address:18, Jalan Liku, Bangsar
Advance Booking: No

Tribal Belly Dance Festival Malaysia 2010
This is the first tribal belly dance festival to be held in Malaysia, and it’s not just limited to the belly dance you see in restaurants. There’ll be Gothic, folkloric, tribal fusion and American tribal styles of belly dance. It’s a gathering of over 30 instructors, 100 performers and of course you, Joe public. If you can’t go somewhere without buying something, worry not, there will be stalls fringing the festival selling dancewear, ‘alternative lifestyle items’ (intriguing…) and even dispensing henna tattoos. 
Why should you go to this festival?
Festival organiser Aiza Abni Habban (and award-winning belly dancer) says, ‘You get to rub shoulders with all the pretty ladies, watch all the wonderful performances, be part of the tribe and most importantly, get to know us dancers! This is our life!’

Friday, October 8, 2010

10 Movies That You Don't Know but Damn Good!


1. Amadeus (1984)
It tells the story of Mozart, "Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart" (Tom Hulce) and Antonio Salieri (F. Murray Abraham), two famous composers that live in Vienna, the City of Music. This movie was directed by Milos Forman and written by Peter Shaffer based on his stage's play by the same name.The film was nominated for 53 awards and received 40, including 8 Academy Awards (including Best Picture), 4 BAFTA awards, 4 Golden Globes, and a DGA Award.The movie starts by showing Antonio Salieri (F. Murray Abraham) as an old man trying to commit suicide.Antonio Salieri believes that Mozart's music is divine. He wishes he himself is as good as Mozart so that he can praise the Lord through composing. But he can't understand why God favored Mozart, such a vulgar creature to his eyes, to be His instrument. Salieri's jealousy has made him an enemy of God whose greatness shown in Mozart. He is set to take revenge..


2. Les Choristes (2004)
Fond de l'Etang is a boarding school for troubled boys located in French countryside during mid 20th century, run by M. Rachin, an egotistical disciplinarian principle whose official unofficial mantra for the school is "action-reaction", meaning that there will be a severe consequences for any boy who dares to cross the line. This approach however doesn't seem to be working out as the boys are after all a group of unruly bunch and have to be treated in a different approach depends on the character. Because of the "action-reaction" rules, the teachers turn out to be focusing on watching out for the next subversive act from the boys rather than teaching them. January 15, 1949 marks the arrival of the new supervisor, M. Clément Mathieu, a middle-aged man who is trying to find his place in life after a series of failed endeavors. Although he does find the boys an unruly lot, Mathieu does not believe in the "action-reaction" policy, and as such, butts heads with Rachin while secretly undermining the policy...




3. Like Water For Chocolate (1992)
This movie is about how life used to be in Mexico. It is a love story between Pedro and Tita, and why they coudn't get married because Tita's mother wanted her oldest daughter to get married first, and have Tita being the third daughter has to stay and take care of her. It shows how marriage was imposed on those times, and how a love between two people can change everything. This picture set a new epoch in Mexican movies all over the world and it shows how important it is to cook with, LOVE.


4. The Unbearable Lightness of Being (1988)
Tomas is a doctor and a lady-killer in 1960s Czechoslovakia, an apolitical man who is struck with love for the bookish country girl Tereza; his more sophisticated sometime lover Sabina eventually accepts their relationship and the two women form an electric friendship. The three are caught up in the events of the Prague Spring (1968), until the Soviet tanks crush the non-violent rebels; their illusions are shattered and their lives change forever.


5. A Very Long Engagement (2004)
Five desperate French soldiers during The Battle of the Somme shoot themselves, either by accident or with purpose, in order to be invalidated back home. Having been "caught" a court-martial convenes and determines punishment to be banishment to No Man's Land with the objective of having the Germans finish them off. In the process of telling this tale each man's life is briefly explored along with their next of kin as Methilde, fiancée to one of the men, tries to determine the circumstances of her lover's death. This task is not made any easier for her due to her rigid legs caused by polio as a child. Along the way she discovers the heights and depths of the human soul.


6. La Vie En Rose (2007)
An un-chronological look at the life of the Little Sparrow, Édith Piaf (1915-1963). Her mother is an alcoholic street singer, her father a circus performer, her paternal grandmother a madam. During childhood she lives with each of them. At 20, she's a street singer discovered by a club owner who's soon murdered, coached by a musician who brings her to concert halls, and then quickly famous. Constant companions are alcohol and heartache. The tragedies of her love affair with Marcel Cerdan and the death of her only child belie the words of one of her signature songs, "Non, je ne regrette rien." The back and forth nature of the narrative suggests the patterns of memory and association.


7. Babette's Feast (1987)
In 19th century Denmark, two adult sisters live in an isolated village with their father, who is the honored pastor of a small Protestant church that is almost a sect unto itself. Although they each are presented with a real opportunity to leave the village, the sisters choose to stay with their father, to serve to him and their church. After some years, a French woman refugee, Babette, arrives at their door, begs them to take her in, and commits herself to work for them as maid/housekeeper/cook. Sometime after their father dies, the sisters decide to hold a dinner to commemorate the 100th anniversary of his birth. Babette experiences unexpected good fortune and implores the sisters to allow her to take charge of the preparation of the meal. Although they are secretly concerned about what Babette, a Catholic and a foreigner, might do, the sisters allow her to go ahead. Babette then prepares...


8. Life Is Beautiful (1997)
In 1930s Italy, a carefree Jewish book keeper named Guido starts a fairy tale life by courting and marrying a lovely woman from a nearby city. Guido and his wife have a son and live happily together until the occupation of Italy by German forces. In an attempt to hold his family together and help his son survive the horrors of a Jewish Concentration Camp, Guido imagines that the Holocaust is a game and that the grand prize for winning is a tank.


9. Ponette (1996)
An extremely captivating movie on how a little girl copes with her mother's death. She withdraws from all the people around her, waiting for her mother to come back. She tries waiting, and when her mother still doesn't appear, tries magic chants, praying to God, and then becoming a child of God, to have some power over Him. All to no avail. But then, when she is in despair, her mother does come back ...


10. Yesterday (2004)
A woman's journey. In a Zulu village, Yesterday is a cheerful mother with an inquisitive five-year-old child, Beauty. Yesterday has a persistent cough, and after several attempts to see the doctor at a regional clinic, she gets a diagnosis. She goes immediately to Jo'burg, where her husband is a miner. Then she must deal with consequences. Her singular motivation is to see that Beauty enrolls in school the next fall. The film begins and ends with Yesterday walking on a road.

I Decided to Have Pink Lorry!


come with matching rim.

very cute indeed!

Thursday, October 7, 2010

One lady in My office wear this at work!


Hello!!! it's so LAST SEASON!!!!

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Zen Teachings

1.  Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me for the path is narrow.. In fact, just piss off and leave me alone. 

2.  Sex is like air. It's not that important unless you aren't getting any.

3.  No one is listening until you fart. 

4.  Always remember you're unique. Just like everyone else. 

5.  Never test the depth of the water with both feet. 

6.  If you think nobody cares whether you're alive or dead, try missing a couple of mortgage payments. 

7.  Before you criticise someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticise them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes. 

8..  If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 

9.  Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. 

10. If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably well worth it.
 
11. If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything. 

12. Some days you are the dog,  some days you are the tree. 

13. Don't worry; it only seems kinky the first time. 

14. Good judgment comes from bad experience ... and most of that comes from bad judgment. 

15. A closed mouth gathers no foot. 

16. There are two excellent theories for arguing with women. Neither one works. 

17. Generally speaking, you aren't learning much when your lips are moving. 

18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it. 

19. We are born naked, wet and hungry, and get slapped on our arse - then things just keep getting worse. 

20. Never, under any circumstances, take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.