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Saturday, December 11, 2010

Saturday's Joke

NO. 1   
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep.  The next day, their driver died of poisoning.   
NO.2   
A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked Dad why?  He answered so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum.   
NO.3   
A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said, sir you are my witness you know I never wear panties.  

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