A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife's nipples while she was asleep. The next day, their driver died of poisoning.
A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked Dad why? He answered so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum.
A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said, sir you are my witness you know I never wear panties.