1. Woman do NOT want an honest answer to "How do I look?"
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3. Q: What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
A: Magnets have a positive side!4.A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn’t give her coffee.
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6. A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!
7.Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘Is that girl good looking?’
8.If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.
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10. Women can talk longer with less effort than can men. That has been proved repeatedly. Why? Because the vocal cords of women are shorter than those of men and so release less air through them to carry the sound. It's all a matter of breathing.
and last but NOT least...
If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman.
If you don't you are not a man.
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying.
If you don't, you are good for nothing.
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring.
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing.
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy.
If you don't, you are a dull boy.
If you are jealous, she says it's bad.
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her.
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her.
If you don't, she thinks you didn't like her.
If you are a minute late, she complains its hard to wait.
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way.
If you visit another man, you are not putting in "quality time".
If she is visited by another man, "oh it's natural, we are girls."
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold.
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage.
If fail to help her crossing street, you lack ethics.
If you do, she thinks its just one of men's tactics for seduction.
If you stare at another woman, she says that you are flirting.
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring.
If you talk, she wants you to listen.
If you listen, she wants you to talk.
If you don't you are not a man.
If you praise her, she thinks you are lying.
If you don't, you are good for nothing.
If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring.
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing.
If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy.
If you don't, you are a dull boy.
If you are jealous, she says it's bad.
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her.
If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her.
If you don't, she thinks you didn't like her.
If you are a minute late, she complains its hard to wait.
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way.
If you visit another man, you are not putting in "quality time".
If she is visited by another man, "oh it's natural, we are girls."
If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold.
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage.
If fail to help her crossing street, you lack ethics.
If you do, she thinks its just one of men's tactics for seduction.
If you stare at another woman, she says that you are flirting.
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring.
If you talk, she wants you to listen.
If you listen, she wants you to talk.
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