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Showing posts with label men vs women. Show all posts

Saturday, April 10, 2010

+ Fun Facts About Woman +

1. Woman do NOT want an honest answer to "How do I look?"

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3. Q: What is the difference between a woman and a magnet?
A: Magnets have a positive side!

4.A Saudi Arabian woman can get a divorce if her husband doesn’t give her coffee.

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6. A person who surrenders when he's WRONG, is HONEST.
A person who SURRENDERS when not SURE, is WISE..
A person who surrenders even if he's RIGHT, is a HUSBAND.!


7.Women do NOT want an honest answer to the question, ‘Is that girl good looking?’

8.If a man goes on a seven-day trip, he’ll pack five days worth of clothes and will wear some things twice; if a woman goes on a seven-day trip she’ll pack 21 outfits because she doesn’t know what she’ll feel like wearing each day.

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10. Women can talk longer with less effort than can men. That has been proved repeatedly. Why? Because the vocal cords of women are shorter than those of men and so release less air through them to carry the sound. It's all a matter of breathing.

and last but NOT least...

If you kiss her, you are not a gentleman.
If you don't you are not a man.

If you praise her, she thinks you are lying.
If you don't, you are good for nothing.

If you visit her often, she thinks it is boring.
If you don't, she accuses you of double crossing.

If you are well dressed, she says you are a playboy.
If you don't, you are a dull boy.

If you are jealous, she says it's bad.
If you don't, she thinks you do not love her.

If you attempt a romance, she says you didn't respect her.
If you don't, she thinks you didn't like her.

If you are a minute late, she complains its hard to wait.
If she is late, she says that's a girl's way.

If you visit another man, you are not putting in "quality time".
If she is visited by another man, "oh it's natural, we are girls."

If you kiss her once in a while, she professes you are cold.
If you kiss her often, she yells that you are taking advantage.

If fail to help her crossing street, you lack ethics.
If you do, she thinks its just one of men's tactics for seduction.

If you stare at another woman, she says that you are flirting.
If she is stared by other men, she says that they are just admiring.

If you talk, she wants you to listen.
If you listen, she wants you to talk.

Friday, March 26, 2010

+ How to tell; when a man is lazy. +

How to tell; when a man is lazy.
1. They drag their feet when they walk
2. The couch turn into SUPER COUCH that do wonders as dining place, sleeping area, drinking zone, game parlor etc etc etc
3. They become obsess of their wardrobe, appreciating it more than ever (using underwear more than once, T-Shirt is IN and appropriate for all occasion and all jeans are seasoned.)
4. Or when they don't utilize their energy
What I meant by NOT UTILIZING THE ENERGY is when they don't exercise. Every time we consume something (food and water); it creates energy in our body. And these energy when wasted, will slow down the whole body systems and create symptom called LAZINESS (in Wikipedia it is also called INDOLENCE, means a lack of desire to expand effort). Laziness can be defined as disinclination to activity or exertion despite having the ability to do so. It is often used as a pejorative. But don't take it lightly as chronic laziness may be an underlying psychological condition. Feelings of laziness may be a symptom of major depressive disorder or fatigue.
Let’s take an example;
Men, who are lazy, are usually too comfortable in their relationships. They have worn themselves out in their attempt to ‘get you.’ They probably feel they have ‘done their bit’ at the onset of a relationship, and will happily sit back and bathe in the emotional nurturing that you are giving them. What do they expect in a relationship?
They expect you to do stuff for them (cooking, washing, ironing, cleaning, etc.)
They expect an easy life
They do not expect to work hard outside their professional working life
They have been spoilt by someone (mother, previous partner) and expect the same ‘coddling’ from you
Men expect to stay as they are and are not prepared change their ways
They expect you to be grateful you have them
They want their own way
They want to control the household from the armchair
They expect, and believe, they have power (the power you give them)
They are masters at supervising you
They are masters at giving orders
They make you feel inferior if you can’t manage to do it all
They want you to cater to their every need
They do not expect to be challenged by you
Why all these situations is continuing, it is because we woman always let them be. We always believe that we can change man, that if we show them love, they will realize their fault and change to a better partner. But dream on, men are too technical too understand that. So, instead of just keeping quiet and hoping or maybe nagging and fighting, we should show them the way. And it is important that in showing them the way, we do it together with them. We got nothing to lose, its sharing, companions and they CHANGE. For example, if you realize that after some time living together, your man grow in size and stick to the couch 24/7, ask them for a walk together, or go out for salsa or gym session!
And for man, just remember that nobody wants to marry a slob, even desperate. And laziness can lead to poverty. I am not sexist, maybe a bit feminist, but give me a break guys, don’t you feel lousy? Try CHANGE. It’s a new way of life.

does he looks like he having a good time?


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common picture when man in the living room